Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller

"LITTLE BLACK EGG"

Fight 'im! It's our only chance!	Groan...
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		Ow! Dammit, why does everything hurt me the same? I coulda been killed by a missile or machine gun, but instead I'm gonna die by an egg???

		It doesn't even make sense! I mean, how the hell can an egg kill you? Am I supposed to get salmonella or something? This sucks!!!

Kid, you are aware that time passes while you stand there, right? While you're having your little internal monologue, the player's throwing more eggs at you.
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	DAMMIT!

Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller