Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller

	After yesterday's disaster, we've decided to aim for an older audience. Gritty crime dramas are all the rage, so we've cooked up our own, following a hip team of forensic scientist sprites.
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I never got a good look at the perp, he ran off after killing the guy.		Most egregious. So, where's the vic's body?
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Body? Dead sprites disappear.	Oh yeah. I always forget that.	Take a look at this...
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Alright, time to cleverly collect some trace evidence! Whadda we got, fingerprints? Hair strands? Epitheleal cells?		A pixel.
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A pixel?		Look, we're sprites. We don't have anything smaller than a pixel. Epitheleal cells, my ass.
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Well, having examined the evidence rigorously and scientifically, what have we learned?		Absolutely nothing.
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Maybe if we increased the magnification?		Are you daft, boy? It's a fuggin' pixel! Magnifying times a million won't help!

Wow. Sprite forensics isn't very advanced, huh?	We have no shot at solving this unless the perp turns himself in.	The perp turned himself in.
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CASE CLOSED!

		Ew, I'm getting secondhand loser-ness from you guys.
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I... sniff! ...I never meant to hurt anyone. I just bumped into him and... he died!		Another needless tragedy. When will we learn?
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	Every year, over 500 sprites die by accidental contact. If you're an "enemy" type sprite, please... Be careful.

I smell an Emmy nomination!	Didja like the twist at the end?	Ergh, when will it be Monday?
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Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller