Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller

	As one last bit of audience pandering, we're having another anime-style battle between Radd and Kobayashi. I'm sure it'll be... stereotypical.
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You are not worth my time, weakling.		Don't let your guard down around me, Keilbasi.
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Ol' Koba looks competent now, huh?

Help...		Get up, Radd. You'll win.

But... he's like a thousand times more powerful than me.		Only temporarily. Quick, pick an epiphany!
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Pick a what?		Epiphany. After the hero gets his ass kicked, he or she has a defining moment, which somehow makes them a bajillion times stronger.
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And this book is?...		A list of your options. There's hundreds, so choose one and get back to the fight!
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Wow, so many ways to do the same thing. Alright, I'll just pick one at random...

Back for more?		Do your worst.
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Your downfall is now most assured, for I invoke the spirit of CHEEZ WHIZ!
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Why can't I hurt you?		Preservatives, duh.
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That attack from above is kinda creepy.

Now it's my turn to attack! Behold the power of Cheese!^TM
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Rather morbid humor.

	Every year, over 500 universes are destroyed when someone abuses the power of cheese. So if you use cheese, please... Be careful.

And wear a rubber.

Guess I went a little overboard.	No biggie, that's what Dragon Balls are for.	Finally, this crazy week is over! See you back in the story!
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Kid Radd ©2003 by Dan Miller