Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller

"The Moderators organization was founded on bitdate 050499, by the heroic GI Guy."

No relation to Bionic Commando.		Any resemblance to certain toys is purely coincidental.

"GI Guy came from a horrible game called 'Doom Platoon,' in which he constantly fought. He longed to escape this captivity."

Those babes can hold me captive anytime.		You said it! Mrrrowr!

"Then one day, a faulty emulator set off a glitch in the ROM. Thus GI Guy found a portal that let him escape his game."

That's pretty convenient.		It's called "Deus ex Machina."

"Suddenly, GI Guy found himself alone and defenseless in the outside cyberworld."

"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME."		"HA HA HA HA!"

Guys, talking during a movie is NOT funny.	It's not?	"WHAT YOU SAY!!"
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Kid Radd ©2002 by Dan Miller