Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller

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"DREAM COME TRUE"

Stupid grotesquely huge-headed guy. What can't we just kick his butt?		Cuz he's an NPC. His butt's as unkickable as mine.
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Whatever. Let's just give him the text-only item he wants, and never see him again.		Oh, quit yer whining.
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I mean, this is a cool game and all, but it'd be a million times cooler if I could kick this guy's butt.	Well you can't, so get over it.
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		"Aye, tis what I've been longin' for! Okay, I'll let ye pass... if ye can best me in battle!"
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Wicked! Mr. Left Cheek, meet Mr. Adidas!	Grr, if only I could do the same...	I wanted to come. I wanted to come.

Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller