Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller

"ONE MORE DAMN MATRIX PARODY"

	This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back.

	You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

	You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...
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	Or take the purple pill to relieve your acid indigestion. Or perhaps the orange pill to reduce your cholesterol.
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	Then there's the green pill for your receding hairline. And of course the yellow pill for... well, that's kinda personal.
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Uh, and I just take one of these?		No Radd, first you ask your doctor if they're right for you.
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Man, this really isn't what I expected.		Think what you will; it pays the bills.
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You know, the readers were probably expecting some cool rotational shots or something.		Oh, no prob. Gotcha covered.
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	Here, have a cereal bar!

The best I could approximate that crappy ad.

TV commercials have officially killed bullet time.		Eh, they did the same to morph effects after Terminator 2. Deal.
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Kid Radd ©2004 by Dan Miller